Lloyd
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Lloyd
Backend Developer
“Showed up not knowing WordPress. Left everyone else catching up.”
The lore
Lloyd was the first backend developer we ever hired, and he arrived with the best interview presentation we had ever seen. He didn't actually know WordPress yet. It did not matter. He is one of the strongest backends we have now, which is why we call him the golden boy, to his face, often. He is also the elder Samson brother, the first confirmed catch in Gab's ongoing quest to collect the whole family.
Skills (self-assessed, unverified)
Backend mastery
97%
Interview presentations
95%
Learning a platform from scratch
99%
Random facts (probably true)
- First backend hire, still setting the bar.
- One Samson brother down, Gab wants them all.
Certified in
BACKEND VETERAN
GOLDEN BOY
SAMSON BROTHER
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