Jerico
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Jerico
Backend Dveloper
“The frontend gets the applause. The backend gets it working.”
The lore
Jerico lives in the part of the app users never see and can never break, because he already broke it in testing first. Quiet, reliable, and mildly offended by an inefficient query.
Skills (self-assessed, unverified)
Backend logic
97%
Optimizing a slow query
95%
Explaining what he did all day
99%
Random facts (probably true)
- Names his variables better than most people name their pets.
- Believes ‘it depends’ is a complete answer.
Certified in
API ARCHITECT
QUERY OPTIMIZER
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