Merced
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Merced
Project Manager
“Beep boop. Your project is on track.”
The lore
By company law, all PMs are bots, and Merced is a dependable one. Manages projects, expectations, and the occasional crisis with a calendar that makes a rocket launch look relaxed. If your project felt organized, that was fully on purpose.
Skills (self-assessed, unverified)
Plate-spinning
97%
Bot-tier reliability
95%
Saying no to scope creep
99%
40%
Random facts (probably true)
- A certified bot PM, and proud of it.
- Can turn chaos into a three-column checklist in under a minute.
Certified in
BOT PM
CHAOS COORDINATOR
CHECKLIST WIZARD
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